My DM is a beginner, she does not know the basics very well. I am playing a game where I am inside a camp with creatures that can give you almost any food that you want (We're doing this game off of a campaign). My character like to eat human but they won't serve that to me, it's against they're policy, so I ask for monkey. The DM quickly gets agitated and says "They don't serve monkey, you're not understanding they only get food people actually eat.", right then me and my D'n'D buddy both tell her that in some places monkey is a delicacy. She get angry and says "Well I am DM and I make up the rules not you so you can follow my rules or get out of the game." I get upset with thee choices I am given and decide to defend myself instead. We get really far into the argument and she says "I am DM I decide the rules the camp doesn't serve monkeys or any endangered species.". I get upset when I hear that and I finally ask "Why, why can we not have endangered species? Please tell me why because I'm very curious and I would like to know why. I'm pretty sure people would ask for very strange foods in this camp with different types of people.", a long silence is there. She then says that she has to go.
This is not the only time she has made a tiny stupid rule that makes no sense at all and it has gotten a little worst, she basically just uses "because I'm DM" for everything. Can someone help me to keep me in the game but make loop holes to get her upset and her rules almost useless?