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The first level Cleric spell "Command" allows a single word verb command to be issued which will be obeyed by the target.

What commands would you recommend / have you had success with? It feels like it's potentially a pretty potent spell for a low level with a bit of imagination.

Possible best not to get too clever though; DMs tend not to let you get away with too much...

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My favorite use of this was as a player in a coliseum match.

The rules where that the group had to stay within the grounds (easy enough with stadium seating) and you could fly but had to stay within 60 feet of the ground.

Here I am, little healer with a guy flying at me with a greataxe, so I just command him "up!" His round he goes 120' above the ground and is disqualified! Of course now he's pissed and tries to murder me, but hey, it's all good.

Disclaimer: this was a 3.5 game with different rules/limitations than AD&D but I still think it shows a good situational use.

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Question here would be a variant of "you say 'jump', he says 'how high'". Why wouldn't he be fulfilling this by just going up 30 feet? All things being equal wouldn't he meet the command trying to stay within the other constraints on him? Could have tried "cheat" mind.... – Jon Hopkins Mar 26 at 16:19
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@Hopkins, I don't think so. The text says they carry out the command to the best of their ability. So comparing this to "Run" or "Flee" (1 of the listed commands) they don't ask how far, they spend their entire round performimg this to the best of their ability. – Ben-Jamin Mar 26 at 16:49

One that's very situational: Copulate. Target the fighter type that's next to an opposite-sex caster type.

Not only have you taken the fighter type out for a round but while they're attempting to copulate with the caster the caster won't be in a position to do anything nasty to you, either. Two for the price of one.

Another situational one: Swim. Targeted against the guy high over a large amount of liquid.

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True. Also: ew. – SevenSidedDie Feb 14 at 17:55
+1 I think this has got to be my favorite response! – Ben-Jamin Feb 15 at 14:00
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I've seen "Swim" used on the Seaghost at the end of Sinister Secret of Saltmarsh to devastating effect. Serves the captain right for wearing chainmail onboard a ship. – Jon Hopkins Mar 26 at 16:30
I think the "solo-version" of copulate is more widely applicable. – Undreren Apr 16 at 6:54
@Undreren: Of course but it simply takes one target out for a round, there are other ways of accomplishing that. An innovative use of the spell will get you a greater benefit than that. – Loren Pechtel Apr 16 at 21:27

Obey. If there are no other enemies this is devastating, because it allows you to make longer commands, such as "commit suicide".

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This wouldn't pass muster is most games. The spell still won't force the target to injure themselves, so any attempt to sneak direct self-harm in there doesn't fly. Additionally, the command can easily be considered unactionable by the DM: if there are no commands to obey right when the spell takes effect, then they try and fail to obey and then the spell is done. Talking after isn't going to work. – SevenSidedDie May 31 '12 at 17:16

Adjusting to the situation is important. Many good ideas have been mentioned already; here's some suggestions on when to use them:

  • Fall! or Trip!

Golden in precarious terrain or situations. I once had particular success with "Fall" against a charging guard captain... as he was mounted on a warhorse at the time. Leading the charge.

Also, instant death threat against anyone who's climbing something...

  • Undress!

As Jeff pointed out, golden against anyone in heavy armour. Will keep them occupied most of the duration, and they'll be easier to hit afterwards.

  • Surrender!

Seeing as most people won't feel bound by a mind-controlled oath, "Surrender!" is useful primarily if you'll have opportunity to take their weapons or tie them up before it wears off. (Note: If you use it against honourable people who were already feeling intimidated, they might never realise you used magic! Against a commander of knights or the like, you can take out a whole unit this way...)

  • Sleep! (or, equivalently, Die!)

Buys you one free round. But there are better alternatives.

  • Vomit!

As disabling as "Sleep", and lasts the full duration. Messy, though.

  • Flee!

Effectively doubles the duration - if they spend the entire time running away, it'll take them just as long to come back. Best used against key members of attacking groups. One key character leaving lets you deal with the rest while they're gone.

(Panic! can be just as disabling, but it's very unpredictable. Some people are actually quite dangerous to all present when they're panicking...)

  • Talk!, Lecture!, Sing!, Silence!, or for bonus points, Monologue!

As they might fail the save, golden against low-level mages. (High-level ones are too likely to save; don't risk it.) A skilled villain can talk and fight at the same time... but a mage really can't.

  • Dance!

Disrupts activity better than "Sleep!", tiring, and disrupts mages nearly as well as the above (Somatic components!), plus very funny. (For bonus laughs, name a specific dance instead. Waltzes are good. Two clerics together can really mess up your opponent's morale with a well-aimed "Tango!".)

  • Help! or Cooperate!

Very risky here; use only if it's utterly unambiguous what they should help with. Never use with more than one enemy present... they can just choose to help each other.

  • Swim!

Great in the presence of pools or rivers of any liquid. Takes them out of the fight and leaves them in a bad position when it wears off. And against opponents in metal armour, implies "undress" for free, since they won't commit suicide.

And beware the GM looking for excuses to disallow commands: The book is explicit that "Suicide!" doesn't work because it's a noun. Of course, "sleep" is a noun, so the rulebook contradicts itself a bit here. Depending on how mean your GM is, so is almost everything else on this list. (This is why "undress" is better than "strip".)

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Sleep is commonly used as a verb ("I'll sleep when I'm dead"), a bit more so than suicide. But yeah, suicide can be used as a verb and sleep can be used as a noun. – AceCalhoon Feb 11 '11 at 16:55
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@AceCalhoon - suicide is not a verb. It's not to suicide, it's to commit suicide. Commit is the verb, suicide is a noun. As it goes the PHB specifically mentions that suicide won't work for this reason. – Jon Hopkins Feb 11 '11 at 19:44
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Re. sleep - sleep is both a noun and a very and does work (again, expressly stated in the PHB). – Jon Hopkins Feb 11 '11 at 19:47
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@JonHopkins "Commit suicide" (with commit as verb and suicide as noun) is the more common use, but suicide as a verb shows up in at least one dictionary. Dictionary.com cites Merriam-Webster, for example (in addition to its own citation). – AceCalhoon Feb 11 '11 at 20:33
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"Undress" is brilliant for any clothed foe. – okeefe Feb 12 '11 at 0:42
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I don't think it really gets any better than "Autodefenestrate!"

A cruel DM will make the NPC perform a language check to know what the hell you're trying to tell it to do, unfortunately. But you can argue that in the event of a failed check, the NPC should be forced to perform its best guess as to your meaning; hilarity may be expected to ensue.

Does have a certain dependence on appropriate terrain, though.

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This is a little too situational to be the best answer to the question. But it's definitely the funniest. – Tynam Feb 13 '11 at 23:58

Drink can be good if you have something handy for the victim to imbibe (poison, a potion, whatever). Note that if you suspect the target of already being under the influence of a potion (e.g. speed), a second potion (even of delusion) will immediately require a miscibility check, which might produce even more fun.

Surrender! can be very useful, especially against a leader-type, as it can result in a morale check for its minions.

Commands of a sexual nature are also viable, whether they involve two participants or a solo activity. I'll leave the specific terminology to the imagination and creativity of the player.

otoh I'd caution against words that could be nouns: fall (what about winter?), strip ("disrobe" is much better), and others. Don't try to make it last more than 60 seconds; the magic will only apply for that round, and a DM may be tempted to retaliate for your overreaching.

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In terms of the duration I guess the thing is to try and find something which has consequences lasting longer than the round... – Jon Hopkins Feb 9 '11 at 17:30
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British D&D players, of course, can use "Fall!" safely. – Tynam Feb 11 '11 at 22:44

"Strip" against a heavily armored opponent.

By the rules, it takes at least 5 or so rounds to get most heavy armors off (less for the lighter stuff), and longer to put it back on. Just don't use it if their charisma is too low - you might have to make a save versus fear.

Ergo, they are useless for rounds, end up 'debuffed', and you don't put holes in their nifty magical armor when you magic missile them.

This is also useful in other situations, but I'll leave those to your imagination.

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AD&D doesn't have Will saves. – SevenSidedDie Feb 9 '11 at 21:32
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@Jeff The command also works in Savage Worlds, but I wouldn't expect to get many votes of confidence if I laced my answer with references to the mechanics of the Puppet power. I'm just saying that an upvote-attracting answer in an AD&D question is likely one that deals with AD&D without assuming the games are interchangeable. – SevenSidedDie Feb 10 '11 at 19:02
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@SevenSidedDie Strictly speaking you're right... But c'mon man, it's a humorous aside :) – AceCalhoon Feb 10 '11 at 22:52
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Well, I got a laugh out of the save-vs.-fear crack! – MadHatter Feb 11 '11 at 16:14
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They only spend one round removing their gear. You do take them out of the battle for a round, though, and leave them at a lower AC afterwards. – Loren Pechtel May 31 '12 at 16:56
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"hyperventilate" is a good one. Anyone (humanoid) hyperventilating for a minute is going to pass out, taking them out for at least a couple of rounds. The downside is that you can only use it on someone who knows that word.

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+1 Great idea... but requires a GM who's pretty generous about anachronisms. (Personally, I wouldn't allow a PC to know that word. Maybe if they were very high intelligence with a background implying medical knowledge.) – Tynam Feb 11 '11 at 16:03
@Tynam - even if a PC knew it would the target? – Jon Hopkins Mar 26 at 16:20

From the SRD: Approach, Drop, Fall, Flee, Halt. I would not limit the spell to these however. Suggestions from this thread: Spin, Strip, Hug, Clap, Puke, Dive, Cooperate. The usual cautions apply to Die, Sleep, Drown, Suicide, or Bleed: the target must be able to understand the command unambiguously and carry it out within one round (i.e., one "basic action"), or the spell is wasted.

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Nix the 3e specifics and I'd up-vote this. 3e can offer insights and inspiration for AD&D, but things like "6 seconds" makes the answer factually incorrect. – SevenSidedDie Feb 9 '11 at 4:48
The PHB specifically says suicide won't work (it's a noun) but other good suggestions. – Jon Hopkins Feb 9 '11 at 10:47
"self-sacrafice" to the cult leader? Of course, if we allow hyphens, we'll be here all day. – Jeff Feb 9 '11 at 19:22
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10 seconds is still inaccurate. An AD&D round is 1 minute. – SevenSidedDie Feb 9 '11 at 21:33
@7 Good point about this, I looked it up in my 2e PHB and it has a nice circular definition that a round is the amount of time it takes to perform one basic action -- "approximately one minute" but "precise time measurements are impossible to make in combat". Examples include "drink a potion", "light a torch"; interestingly "change weapons" is considered to take a negligible amount of time rather than a full round. – Modern Hacker Feb 10 '11 at 16:51
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My favorites are:

  • Surrender!
  • Leave!
  • Sleep!
  • pontificate!
  • Blather!
  • Cower!

Surrender does obligate one... and they're gonna get an extra save, but it can stop a fight.

Leave, well, they'll likely be back.

Sleep: slow. Just back off, and let them nap. Then suffocate them.

Pontficate: the act of speaking authoritatively at length.

Blather: the act of speaking inauthoritatively at length.

Cower: If they are acting all afraid of you, you attacking them is what they expect. ;)

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Pontificate and blather won't be usable in most situations, since command requires the listener to know the word, and since you had to write the words' meaning, I highly doubt your average NPC will get it either. – Duffadash Feb 10 '11 at 10:02
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@Duffadash Oh, but imagine the awesomeness of using "Pontificate!" on a final villain who's smart! – SevenSidedDie Feb 10 '11 at 19:07
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@Duffadash Perhaps, but in that case Command won't be useful no matter the order. If you're casting it anyway, might as well make it worth it in case it works. – SevenSidedDie Feb 11 '11 at 5:04
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I find most gamers seriously underestimate other's vocabularies, especially prior generations. All of them are archaisms in modern speech; all of them were common enough terms in the 17th and 18th centuries. The modern equivalent to blather is "yammer on", and pontificate is "Lecture". – aramis Feb 11 '11 at 5:16
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@ExTSR Pontifex is the root for pontiff. Means "Bridge Maker." Actually referred to a powerful political appointee. The term Pontiff only became a religious one when the Roman Patriarch was appointed Pontifex Maximum by the Roman Emperor. – aramis Feb 12 '11 at 21:52
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Some of my players have become effective low-level sleuths with "Confess!", after a half-minute recitation of the crimes of which the NPC stands accused. They haven't tried "aver!" yet, as a more-general truth spell, so I haven't yet had to decide if I'll allow it.

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Taken literally though they might start confessing everything they have ever done, which could take a very very long time. Also you are commanding them to confess they will just say they did it even if they didn't... That's how torturers get forced confessions out of people. – Omar Kooheji Feb 11 '11 at 18:00
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So, you'll get false confessions even if you don't run into the problem that Omar points out. – Loren Pechtel May 31 '12 at 16:55

KISS (keep it simple stupid!) is the best advice, while some Command words are funny and can lead to interesting reactions, old standbys like "Sleep", "Die", "Fall" or "Surrender" are the best, as they are unambiguous and lead to predictable results. I would add "Undress" which can help out against almost any character class (a mage might drop his cloak or robe, a fighter or cleric their armor, a thief a cloak or armor) and leave them in a precarious position when the spell wears off.

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Die only causes them to collapse for a round. Undress is an interesting one though. – Jon Hopkins Feb 9 '11 at 10:45
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Die and Sleep have pretty much the same effect, fall on the ground for a round, but at least they are lying there helpless. – Badmike Feb 9 '11 at 12:22

The most interesting ones, for me, are situationally advantageous, for example: punch, cringe, laugh, tickle, duck, wink, jump, kick, dance, throw, chew/chomp, spit, swallow/drink/eat, yell/sing.

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