What are ways to stop them from trying to pee on a chest or throw their pet at the enemy or eat a wall?

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  • \$\begingroup\$ I’d would let them... with realistic, serious results. \$\endgroup\$ – Stephen R Mar 30 '18 at 23:10

If you're having a serious problem with one player ruining play for the entire group, perhaps you should sit down and have a talk with them about it before a session. If they refuse to listen, it's always possible to replace a single player, but if this is a recurring theme with all of your players, then perhaps you should consider running a comedy-style campaign instead of preventing everyone from enjoying the game in the way they want to.

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