What are ways to stop them from trying to pee on a chest or throw their pet at the enemy or eat a wall?


closed as unclear what you're asking by Southpaw Hare, doppelgreener Mar 29 '18 at 15:40

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    \$\begingroup\$ Welcome to the site! Take the tour. To address concerns about social issues, the site needs information about the folks involved. You might not be able to stop a party of 4-year-olds to whom you've just introduced to role-playing from doing the dumb, but if your players are 50-year-old professionals, more options present themselves. Please include more information about the group, then the site can start offering deterrents. Thank you for participating and have fun! \$\endgroup\$ – Hey I Can Chan Mar 29 '18 at 15:22
  • \$\begingroup\$ Specifically, our site works best when you describe to us a specific, real problem you are actually facing, and then request a solution to that problem. Not "tell me some ways to handle these vague examples", but instead tell us: "I am experiencing (describe what's happening) and it's causing (describe them) problems for the group. The people involved are (describe your group briefly), some/all of them are causing this problem. We have tried (describe what you've attempted to do to resolve the problem, if anything). How can I resolve this situation?" Knowing ages would also help. \$\endgroup\$ – doppelgreener Mar 29 '18 at 15:44
  • \$\begingroup\$ I’d would let them... with realistic, serious results. \$\endgroup\$ – Stephen R Mar 30 '18 at 23:10

If you're having a serious problem with one player ruining play for the entire group, perhaps you should sit down and have a talk with them about it before a session. If they refuse to listen, it's always possible to replace a single player, but if this is a recurring theme with all of your players, then perhaps you should consider running a comedy-style campaign instead of preventing everyone from enjoying the game in the way they want to.


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