Seriously though, I need help creating a drinking contest.
One of my player's characters has high Endurance and in one of our previous sessions challenged a tavern half full of bad guys to a drinking contest, which worked out well since I needed to clear some out anyway to compensate for there only being 2 PCs in that session.
However the only way I could think to do it at the time was Endurance vs. Endurance and it just lacked in entertainment value.
I found this question in regards to the effects off drunkenness which I can easily convert to theatre of the mind fluff and it's a starting point but I need something for "outside of combat", especially for when the NPC's are just randoms with no stats.
Now for the actual question, does anyone have any ideas/resources on how I could create a drinking contest that doesn't require a roll vs. roll approach yet still feels like a contest, especially when competing against a group of NPCs at one time?