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This is purely a hypothetical question I hope. Citing this kind of thing at an actual table is pretty much the D&D equivalent of "the card says Moops".
Isn't the CoffeeLock intended to be a Pun-Pun-esque thought experiment about breaking the game rather than a character that someone would ever be expected to unironically play?
